Overheard On...

Gmail! To be truthful, it was less "overheard", and more typed back and forth, with intermittent "bings" being the only actual sounds, but you get the idea!

Bob: help am being abductd

me: WhA?!? Dammit! They're supposed to take MEEEE! Here! I'm here! I want to see you alien mothership!!!

Whisk me away into the stars! I'm ready!

TAKE MEEEEE!!!!!

Sent at 12:03 AM on Thursday

Bob: ZAadefn #

me: What?!? Yes! I understand! I'll happily allow that.

As your people say, ZETdefreww CWE ~~@S Eef.

Sent at 12:07 AM on Thursday

Bob: dam it

me: Buh? Did they leave? Are they coming for me?? Oh god! I need to pack.

Sent at 12:10 AM on Thursday

Bob: ack

me: Ack?

Bob: ack ack ack ack ack ack ack ack ack ack ack ack ack

ack ack ack ?

me: Ack-ack-ack ackack!

Nanoo-nanoo!

Sent at 12:15 AM on Thursday

Bob: Durka-durka, durka-durka probe-u-later?

me: Probe-u-later? I hardly know 'er!! Ah-hahahahaha!!

Sent at 12:17 AM on Thursday

Posted direct and unedited, even leaving in the hurriedly typed awful spelling and grammar!